Voice

[explaining]

Well! It's beautiful today! I mean it's usually pretty nice weather here, but- I mean, is it just me or is that sky amazing? I've got gorgeous floating holy stones in my sky back home, and I have to say it's got nothing on today's blue.

Anyway, I don't know about the rest of you, but I've just been catching up with so many wonderful people since I got here! I'd like to hear about any happy reunions, if you'd like to share. Also, anyone you're hoping to see? Who knows, maybe just saying it aloud will work like some sort of summoning charm, right? Just say their name!

I hope I'm not stepping on anybody's toes with this, but I work down at the Good Spirits Bar. There's a few of us there. If anybody'd like a drink or maybe just someone to listen, feel free to come down! I make pretty good chicken spaghetti too.



...heh! It's probably weird to be happy to be back. Whatever, I'm embracing it.

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[explaining]

[FONBOT]

I- what? [THAT'S A TALKING FONBOT] Oh- yeah, I mean, whatever. The sky; who cares, right?

[bemybride]

EXACTLY! [Finally, someone agrees with him right away!

... Wait, does he recognize this guy?] THERE'S SO MUCH MORE TO LIFE. LIKE ALL THE BABES WAITING TO BE SWEPT OFF THEIR FEET BY A TECHNOLOGICALLY SUPERIOR BACHELOR SUCH AS MYSELF!

[explaining]

I...wasn't really going down that road, but that's obviously a passion of yours. Which is good, it's good to have passion. [like guy's passion for fontech hey so would you mind if he took you apart] You definitely look technologically superior! Without a doubt, one of your most defining features.

[roboredom]

[Minding it would be an understatement. Robo-Ky's insides are mystery and they're intended to be that way unless he explodes again for the nth time.]

REALLY NOW? SOMEONE CAN ACTUALLY RECOGNIZE SUPERIORITY WHEN IT APPEARS? YOU MIGHT NOT BE AS DEFECTIVE AS I THOUGHT, CHICKEN-SPAGHETTI-HUMAN!

[explaining]

[ch-chicken spaghetti] I'm going to go ahead and be flattered by that backhanded compliment, if you don't mind.

Uh- look, have we met before now? I get the feeling we've met.

[bemybride]

I DIDN'T BACKHAND YOU. I'M NOT EVEN CLOSE TO YOU.

[Wow, maybe he shouldn't have called him not-so-defective after all. Pulled the trigger quick on that one.]

MAYBE? I DON'T REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE HUMAN I ENCOUNTER. MOST OF YOU LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME.

[explaining]

Okay, fair. [NOT FAIR] You're pretty unique though, and I'm really sure we've met before.

I'm Guy Cecil, if that rings any bells.

[bemybride]

[It rings a bell. He remembers someone he once met named Guy, and they kind of had the same hair... so sure, he'll go with that. Even if it's wrong.

It's not really wrong, but who gives a damn. Robo-Ky doesn't.

Well, only after staring at the journal in silence for a bit.]

SURE, THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I'VE HEARD BEFORE.

[explaining]

...so. This might be a forward question, but uh...what exactly are you? [BE FONTECH]

[bemybride]

AMAZING.

[That is his answer.]

[explaining]

I was...looking more for a noun than an adjective. Do you have a noun? [is that noun 'fontech']

[bemybride]

ROBOT. ARE YOU BLIND? [Genuinely wondering.]

[explaining]

...just a robot? [UH OH]

[bemybride]

WHAT IS "JUST A ROBOT" SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! BY VIRTUE OF ME BEING A ROBOT, THAT MEANS I'M ALREADY A SHITTON MORE SUPERIOR TO YOU IN EVERY WAY!

WHAT MORE DO YOU EXPECT OF ME?! [It's not his fault he can't bag a wife! They're all defective!]

[explaining]

Well- I mean, I don't mean anything by it, but don't you think being just a robot is...kind of common? [guy u r cruisin for a bruisin]