[Voice]

[explaining]

[Luceti could probably use a distraction right about now. Shift experiments have a way of killing the mood.]

Okay I'm in a rut. I'm looking up vampire facts for...things, and I'm running into a lot of conflicting data. Anybody out there want to share what they know?

[This is, naturally, also an invitation to vampires to share without outright doing a vampire all-call. Guy remembers quite a few night-walkers wanting to keep their identities as secret as possible, going as far as to pick up their blood from the back door of the bar.]

...and the nature of marital affairs, but I'll understand if that's a difficult subject for some. Don't feel obligated to share.



Oh, and I did some research on writing a love letter, May! Looks like sincerity is the way to go. Don't try to impress him with being someone you're not, and don't try to write it to make it sound like it's poetry or anything. Being honest is the key.

[He didn't really research it okay, he just made that shit up from his own preferences.]

Comments

[haveiliedtoyou]

[ Bleak outlook is her middle name. GLaBODOS. Yup. ]

Would you like to know anything in particular, or should I just inform you about anything remotely relevant within my database?

And before you answer that question, I should warn you that my database was the largest on the planet as of my last survey and is likely greater in size than all other forms of information storage within this isolated complex, combined. [ Maybe. ]

[explaining]

Well-

How about your opinion on it? [That should be a neat, concise answer, right? Right?]

[haveiliedtoyou]

I think the world would probably be better off without any creatures intelligent enough to think for themselves yet stupid enough to trap themselves in such an arrangement willingly. And since marriage also has the goal of reproduction... it just seems like a very poor idea overall. [ Concise, indeed. ]