[Voice]

[explaining]

[Luceti could probably use a distraction right about now. Shift experiments have a way of killing the mood.]

Okay I'm in a rut. I'm looking up vampire facts for...things, and I'm running into a lot of conflicting data. Anybody out there want to share what they know?

[This is, naturally, also an invitation to vampires to share without outright doing a vampire all-call. Guy remembers quite a few night-walkers wanting to keep their identities as secret as possible, going as far as to pick up their blood from the back door of the bar.]

...and the nature of marital affairs, but I'll understand if that's a difficult subject for some. Don't feel obligated to share.



Oh, and I did some research on writing a love letter, May! Looks like sincerity is the way to go. Don't try to impress him with being someone you're not, and don't try to write it to make it sound like it's poetry or anything. Being honest is the key.

[He didn't really research it okay, he just made that shit up from his own preferences.]

Comments

[Voice]

[explaining]

[THERE IS NO CORRELATION BETWEEN THE TWO OK]

For an acquaintance. Or hey, maybe for myself. I'll never tell.

[Voice]

[explaining]

[yes guy will help you to never speak of it again, look at how good he is at not speaking of it]

Well, the first two are unrelated to the last, if that's what you're worried about.

[Voice]

[explaining]

[Guy's brain stalls for two seconds until he remembers.]

Uhhh, hey! Wow, yeah, go ahead and tell me.

[Voice]

[explaining]

Oh, that's fine; there's such a wide variety of 'accepted' truth here that any kind of real input would help.

Re: voice;

[explaining]

I'm sure that anyone who thinks it would be dangerous for me to have that information won't be talking to me.

[explaining]

Ah- well, some of it says that, but I'm not looking to kill anyone.

[explaining]

Seems to be the universal catch-all.

[musubi]

Heh.

Well, then they usually suck blood.

voice;

[hismasterpiece]

The muddy ones alongside roads. The ones left by the wheels of the executioner's cart. Or the carts of the Searchers. The Searchers of the Dead.

[deadpoet]

About vampires? Well that's bloody original.

voice;

[positivelycharged]

[just as planned!?]

Why are you talking about marriage things? Are you getting a marriage?

...I'm okay! I'm learning about food.

[Voice]

[bamboozler]

Let's see...

He worked at a zoo, I think. Ah! And he ate blood...but he wasn't very cute at all.

voice;

[trashed]

Vampires and love. What a combination.

[He's so sarcastic. Also hello Guy.]

voice;

[breezing]

I think it's good!! My parents are really really happy and love one another a lot! Although sometimes they argue, but I think everyone does sometimes.

Are you tryin' to find out about what might be different in other places, or something - [ ...his voice sounds familiar, and she recognizes the image. Luke's friend, right? 8|a what was his name again. ] - Guy?

[ ...not the one she talked to, but that memo was missed. ]

[Voice]

[geniustheveil]

They're said to be immortal creatures, living on human blood. There are only a few ways to defeat them. Because they're considered unholy themselves, holy water or holy symbols are said to be weaknesses of theirs.

[Voice]

[distressedude]

[SURE, SURE]

Really? You never struck me as the love-letter type.



[You know, because the last thing he needs is another reason for ladies to swoon over him and invade his personal space.]

but can you match this one

[mikangirl]

Well, it's good advice about the poetry. I've never seen poetry on a card that isn't either stolen or really, really bad.

[haveiliedtoyou]

Marriage is a social construct which relies primarily on a mutual agreement to resign oneself to being trapped in a close relationship with another human for as long as possible. Any attempts to find a reprieve from the inevitable monotony often meet with catastrophic results, including separation, social ostracization, and in extreme cases, death.

[deceases]

Unless the reason that they think it'd be dangerous for you is just that they are the one who want to cause said danger to you.

[ filtered ]

[herotypical]

Work lives at home with me, these days. Kinda hard to avoid.

[video]

[idealism]

Vampires? That's easy. They're white-haired and red-eyed creatures that sucks your blood.

[Voice]

[savedtheworld]

Of course honesty and sincerity works! Shouldn't that be obvious? ...But then again, the first time I got advice on girls, my friend told me that the key was acing really aloof.

[voice]

[folklorist]

Well the more common ideas are that they drink blood. Can't step on holy ground. Need to be invited into places. Those sorts of things. Ah. I-I know there are a few vampires here at the moment...

[ Drusilla for one. ] This wouldn't h-happen to pertain to them, would it?

[Video]

[doubleppk]

What's that about marital affairs and love letters?

I know a little about vampires, but every world is different, and all their vampires are too, from what I can tell.

[voice]

[bloodybishie]

[Wow. Both of these topics piss him off on some level. But at least he knows something about them.]

Vampires are... parasites. Nasty business. Messing around with them will only get you in trouble. They drink blood, especially human blood, and cutting off their head usually kills them. The only problem is, there are lots of different kinds of vampires. So maybe that's not true for all of them.

... As for marriage, just make sure it will work out. And don't get married for someone else's sake.